TOURS
TOURS
RESERVATIONS
PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE PAGE BEFORE SUBMITTING FORM98
If you haven't done so already please read about coordinating your visit then return to this page and scroll down to see available dates. Send us a note using the form below and include: the date requested, the number of guests in your party (2 to 5), the name of everyone attending AND a link to the *Pataphysical Institution to which you belong.
If any members of your group are under the age of 18 or pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
Now keep an eye on your inbox! If everything looks good and you’ve provided all the information requested we’ll reach out soon with the next phase of the reservation process. If you don't hear back from us, double-check that you followed the instructions perfectly!98
*If you are not affiliated with a Pataphysical Institution (although you are and just don't realize it yet) you are WELCOME. Follow all the instructions above and tell us how you heard about us and why you would like to visit.
We've Deimmaterialized
Musée Patamécanique is not so much a material place, but an immaterial one. However, the museum has been known to occasionally commingle with the physical realm. This rare and speculative phenomenon is known as “immaterialization”.
It is plausible that the museum's ticket offices will immaterialize in Merdre (May) of 153 EP (2026 vulg).
If you would like to communicate with us you are welcome to send a message.
Curious about visiting us? Here's what to do: First go to THIS PAGE, read it very carefully and follow the links! Then come back here and SCROLL DOWN to VIEW AVAILABLE DATES.
Once you've selected an available date fill out the form below and be sure to include:
1, The day you would like to visit.
2, The total number of guests in your party. We can accommodate (imaginary?) groups of 2 to 5 visitors.
3, Whether you or any member of your party has visited us before.
4, The names by which you and each member of your party would like to be addressed.
5, Please let us know if you or any members of your group are under the age of 18.
6, If you or any member of your party is pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you don't follow these instructions and this form in incomplete, WE WILL NOT RESPOND.
All tours depart at Sunset
September and October Tours
Thursday, September 17 - David
Friday, September 18 - Megan/Matt
Saturday, September 19 - Jennifer
Thursday, September 24 - Sam/Cindy
Friday, September 25 - Speculatives
Saturday, September 26 - Felicia B
Thursday, October 1 OPEN
Friday, October 2 Isaac and Sandra
Saturday, October 3 OPEN
Thursday, October 8 PENDING
Friday, October 9 PENDING
Saturday, October 10 Sumit and Tara
Thursday, October 15 OPEN
Friday, October 16 OPEN
Saturday, October 17 PENDING
Thursday, October 22 OPEN
Friday, October 23 PENDING
Saturday, October 24 OPEN
Thursday, October 29 OPEN
Friday, October 30 OPEN
Saturday, October 31 - No Tours
A date marked "PENDING" means that we are waiting 48 hours for a potential guest to confirm their curiosity. If the day you want is marked "PENDING" and there are no other dates that work for you, send us a note and you will be notified within 48 hours if the date becomes available. Dates do open up.
Secretly Located
Bristol, RI 02809
