TOURS
TOURS
RESERVATIONS
PLEASE READ (and comprehend?) THIS WHOLE PAGE BEFORE SUBMITTING FORM98
If you haven't done so already follow this link about coordinating your visit then return to this page and scroll down to see available dates. Send us a note using the form below and include the following: the date requested, the number of guests in your party (2 to 5), the name of everyone attending AND a link to the *Pataphysical Institution of which you are a member in good standing.
If anyone in your group is under the age of 18 or pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
Now keep an eye on your inbox! If everything looks good and you’ve provided all the information requested we’ll reach out soon with the next phase of the reservation process. If you don't hear back from us, double-check that you followed the instructions perfectly!98
*If you are not affiliated with a Pataphysical Institution (although you actually are and just don't realize it yet) you are WELCOME. Follow all the instructions above and tell us how you heard about us and why you would like to visit.
All tours depart at Sunset
Our box office will (not) reopen for (imaginary) reservations in May of 2027 (actually Palotin of 154).
A date marked "PENDING" means that we are waiting 48 hours for a potential guest to confirm their curiosity. If the day you want is marked "PENDING" and there are no other dates that work for you, send us a note and you will be notified within 48 hours if the date becomes available. Dates do open up. And Finally - If we're all booked up we can sometimes schedule off-hours tours on Tuesday or Wednesday nights, weather permitting. Just be sure to read this and our FAQ page before inquiring
WE'VE DEIMMATERIALIZED TILL SPRING.
In the meantime we bid you tasty alphabets, enchanted clam cakes and ever present perplexion.
Secretly Located
Bristol, RI 02809
We've Deimmaterialized
Musée Patamécanique is not so much a material place, but an immaterial one. However, the museum has been known to occasionally commingle with the physical realm. This rare and speculative phenomenon is known as “immaterialization”.
It is plausible that the museum's ticket offices will immaterialize in Merdre (May) of 153 EP (2026 vulg).
If you would like to communicate with us you are welcome to send a message.
Curious about visiting us? Here's what to do: First go to THIS PAGE, read it very carefully and follow the links! Then come back here and SCROLL DOWN to VIEW AVAILABLE DATES.
Once you've selected an available date fill out the form below and be sure to include:
1, The day you would like to visit.
2, The total number of guests in your party. We can accommodate (imaginary?) groups of 2 to 5 visitors.
3, Whether you or any member of your party has visited us before.
4, The names by which you and each member of your party would like to be addressed.
5, Please let us know if you or any members of your group are under the age of 18.
6, If you or any member of your party is pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you don't follow these instructions and this form in incomplete, WE WILL NOT RESPOND.