TOURS
TOURS
RESERVATIONS
If you would like to visit us please read our TOURS page very carefully and be sure to follow and read all links (in orange). Return to this page and scroll down to see available dates. Send us a note in the form below including the date requested, the number of guests in your party (up to 5), the name of everyone attending and a link to the Pataphysical Institution to which you belong.
If any members of your group are under the age of 18 or pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you are not affiliated with a Pataphysical organization you are WELCOME. Please follow the instructions above and tell us how you heard about us and why you would like to visit.
Now keep an eye on your email in-box! You will receive a reply and be asked to follow-up with several forthcoming messages.
We've Deimmaterialized
Musée Patamécanique is not so much a material place, but an immaterial one. However, the museum has been known to occasionally commingle with the physical realm. This rare and speculative phenomenon is known as “immaterialization”.
It is plausible that the museum's ticket offices will immaterialize in Merdre (May) of 153 EP (2026 vulg).
If you would like to communicate with us you are welcome to send a message.
Curious about visiting us? Here's what to do: First go to THIS PAGE, read it very carefully and follow the links! Then come back here and SCROLL DOWN to VIEW AVAILABLE DATES.
Once you've selected an available date fill out the form below and be sure to include:
1, The day you would like to visit.
2, The total number of guests in your party. We can accommodate (imaginary?) groups of 2 to 5 visitors.
3, Whether you or any member of your party has visited us before.
4, The names by which you and each member of your party would like to be addressed.
5, Please let us know if you or any members of your group are under the age of 18.
6, If you or any member of your party is pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you don't follow these instructions and this form in incomplete, WE WILL NOT RESPOND.
All tours depart at Sunset
May Tours
Thursday, May 21 - Julia
Friday, May 22 -Pending
Saturday, May 23 - Ryan
Thursday, May 28 - OPEN
Friday, May 29 - OPEN
Saturday, May 30 - Pending
"PENDING" means we are waiting 48 hours for a potential guest to confirm their curiosity. If the day you want is marked "PENDING" and there are no other dates that work for you, send us a note and you will be notified within 48 hours if the date becomes available. Dates do open up.
Secretly Located
Bristol, RI 02809
