TOURS
TOURS
RESERVATIONS
PLEASE READ (pretty please?) BEFORE SUBMITTING FORM98
If you would like to visit us please read our TOURS and FAQ pages very carefully and be sure to follow and read all links (in orange). Return to this page and scroll down to see available dates. Send us a note in the form below including the date requested, the number of guests in your party (2 to 5), the name of everyone attending and a link to the Pataphysical Institution to which you belong.
If any members of your group are under the age of 18 or pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you are not affiliated with a Pataphysical organization (although you probably are and just don't realize it yet) you are WELCOME. Just follow all the instructions above and tell us how you heard about us and why you would like to visit.
Now keep an eye on your inbox! If everything looks good and you’ve followed all the steps, we’ll reach out soon with the next phase of the reservation process. If you don't hear back from us, double-check that you followed the instructions perfectly!98
We've Deimmaterialized
Musée Patamécanique is not so much a material place, but an immaterial one. However, the museum has been known to occasionally commingle with the physical realm. This rare and speculative phenomenon is known as “immaterialization”.
It is plausible that the museum's ticket offices will immaterialize in Merdre (May) of 153 EP (2026 vulg).
If you would like to communicate with us you are welcome to send a message.
Curious about visiting us? Here's what to do: First go to THIS PAGE, read it very carefully and follow the links! Then come back here and SCROLL DOWN to VIEW AVAILABLE DATES.
Once you've selected an available date fill out the form below and be sure to include:
1, The day you would like to visit.
2, The total number of guests in your party. We can accommodate (imaginary?) groups of 2 to 5 visitors.
3, Whether you or any member of your party has visited us before.
4, The names by which you and each member of your party would like to be addressed.
5, Please let us know if you or any members of your group are under the age of 18.
6, If you or any member of your party is pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process.
If you don't follow these instructions and this form in incomplete, WE WILL NOT RESPOND.
All tours depart at Sunset
July Tours SOLD OUT
August Tour dates will be announced in mid-July
Thursday, July 9 - Teddy
Friday, July 10 - Mikeah
Saturday, July 11 - Winsor
Thursday, July 16 - Dr Faustroll
Friday, July 17 - Melissa
Saturday, July 18 - Vyvy
Thursday, July 23 - Joseph
Friday, July 24 - Tanya
Saturday, July 25 - Tresa
Thursday, July 30 - Alaina
Friday, July 31 - Mark A
Saturday, August 1 - Brianne
A date marked "PENDING" means that we are waiting 48 hours for a potential guest to confirm their curiosity. If the day you want is marked "PENDING" and there are no other dates that work for you, send us a note and you will be notified within 48 hours if the date becomes available. Dates do open up.
August tour dates will be announced in mid-July, September tour dates will be announced mid-August, October tour dates will be announced mid-September
Secretly Located
Bristol, RI 02809
