Due to the Covid 19 crisis the museum has CLOSED. We're planning to reimmaterialize97 in May of 2021.
Part of the legacy of the Wunderkammer - or the Cabinets of Curiosities, Musée Patamécanique is a small, private museum rumored to open its doors to friends, colleagues and occasional outside observers from mid-May till late October.
Yet, there are some who say that Musée Patamécanique does not exist! They say the museum is nothing more than an elaborate hoax concocted by an enigma of puerile Pataphysicians* and that any attempt to find it will be a total waste of time.
Tours may (OR MAY NOT!) take place in the heart of Historic Downtown Bristol, Rhode Island. About 30 minutes by car from Providence, 80 minutes from Boston and 4 hours from New York City.
HOURS OF OPERATION
We’re (conceivably) open by appointment for groups of 2 to 5 visitors from about mid-May through October on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.
Our (once potentially mythical but now totally improbable) excursions depart at sunset - which is at a different time every night but generally between 5:45PM and 8:25PM. We’ll let you know the exact time when we confirm your visit, but you can learn more here.
$100.00 for groups of 2 to 5 individuals. All admission payments are 100% touchless and made online prior to arrival. Guests will receive pre-visit information regarding special instructions and precautionary Covid 19 safety practices as part of the purchasing process. More on this here.
WRITE US A LITTLE NOTE including the following:
1, The day you would like to visit.
2, The total number of guests in your party. We can accommodate (imaginary?) groups of 2 to 5 people.
3, A name by which you and every member of your party would like to be addressed. Also, please let us know if any members of your group are under the age of 18.
Be advised - It usually takes 4 or 5 e-mails to arrange a tour. We like to get to know a little bit about each visitor prior to their arrival. This playful interaction is where the process of passive visitors becoming engaged participants begins.91
If you are made uncomfortable by small dark spaces, walking and standing for about 100 minutes, Rabelaisian humor87, seriously bad puns16, absurdism* and being immersed in a world of childish whimsy - then we suggest that you seek alternative forms of entertainment. If you or any member of your party is pregnant you MUST notify us at the beginning of the reservation process. We're not kidding around about this! Read more about the physical aspects of our (possible) tours here.
Life – can be complicated. 100% refunds are given to cancelations made more than 10 days prior to a scheduled visit. Cancellations made less than 10 days prior to a scheduled visit are non refundable. Admission passes cannot be exchanged or sold to other parties.
If the forecast predicts rain on the night of your (ahem... ) visit, then the outdoor portion of the exhibition will be closed. This will shorten the length of your tour by approximately 30 minutes. We reserve the right to cancel tours due to inclement weather, an electricity outage or other unforeseen circumstances.
Whether we exist or not is of no consequence - what matters most is that you come early and dine at one of Bristol’s many fine restaurants OR, pop-into one of our numerous night-time establishments after your would-be tour. Better still - Spend a whole day exploring our beloved town. There are historic sites, bike paths, walking trails, nautical museums, parks, arboretums, galleries and eclectic shops galore. Heck, check into a B&B and spend the weekend! Bristol has so much to offer and we’re excited to share it all with you!
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